Dan M 5:30 Tue Oct 6
The Apprentice 2015
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The usual shower of fantasists, try-hards and general fuckshovels hit our screens next week and the candidate profiles have now been released.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/the-apprentice/11904546/apprentice-2015-candidates.html
I wonder if the demise of Stuart "The Brand" Baggs will get a mention?
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Badger1
5:34 Tue Oct 6
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not even any decent skirt. Still nothing new there.
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Trevor B
5:38 Tue Oct 6
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As usual they will be a bunch of hilarious incompetents with egos bigger than bolty's head.
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Sven Roeder
5:39 Tue Oct 6
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I must admit I love the little pen pictures and their mottos.
Absolutely bonkers
Must admit I liked the one who says that they aren't the sort of person who finishes second. That they'd rather fall over at the start and not make the finish line
Hahaha Classic
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Trevor B
5:55 Tue Oct 6
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"I’m not a one-trick pony, I’m a whole field of ponies and they’re all running towards this job."
"Describe yourself without using one of your many cliches"
"I'm exactly what it says on the tin"
“I’m a natural born leader. Sandhurst clearly saw that in me.” (he hadn't attended Sandhurst)
“Everything I touch turns to sold.”
"Excuse me , you look like a sausage connoisseur."
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Grumpster
6:02 Tue Oct 6
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Have always found this programme a bit boring, though it could just be that it always has a huge number of utter cunts on it with the biggest one being Alan Sugar.
And how the fuck is Dan Callaghan only 23? I'm 41 and look younger than that melt.
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Sxboy_66
6:16 Tue Oct 6
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There seems to be a few immigrants in there this time. Best not tell mentor and Leonard.
People who apply to go on this should automatically be disqualified from entering the competition.
Contestants should be nominated by their peers and colleagues, there's a chance you might get some 'real' people on it then like they did in the beginning.
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Marston Hammer
6:18 Tue Oct 6
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10 minutes of decisions
50 minutes of the blame game
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motley crue
6:24 Tue Oct 6
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Fix from the start.
Whoever has the best business plan will win.
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Eddie B
6:26 Tue Oct 6
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How could a Nigerian hair extensions specialist have any hope of winning this?
*sticks a tenner on at 100/1*
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Trevor B
6:27 Tue Oct 6
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Or the best product/company already in the market places that just needs a bit of a nudge....
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Grumpster
6:38 Tue Oct 6
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You read some of their current jobs/business and wonder why the fuck thay'd want to win this with the wage on offer.
Am guessing they just make their business sound better than they actually are, as they probably have a £17.82 current turnover.
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El Scorchio
6:38 Tue Oct 6
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The original format was much better than the bullshit business plan one which it now is.
It actually renders almost all of the series irrelevant. Why put someone all the way through to the final only to say 'Your business plan will never work. You're fired.' when it would have been obvious from day one?
Either pick the best person OR the best plan.
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Trevor B
6:43 Tue Oct 6
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grumpster
isnt it obvious? they want the perceived fame.
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LeroysBoots
7:04 Tue Oct 6
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‘’You will see my name in lights – Jenny Garbis, don’t forget that. That’s going to be a global name. That’s going to be an entrepreneur everyone looks up to"
Stupid tart, 23 years old, think she knows it all
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doomhunk
7:14 Tue Oct 6
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Without a doubt, the best thing to come out of The Apprentice 2015 will be the fact that I learned the term 'fuckshovel'.
Thank you.
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LeroysBoots
7:16 Tue Oct 6
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Exactly what I thought !
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defjam
7:20 Tue Oct 6
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SUIT WANKERS!
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Eddie B
7:22 Tue Oct 6
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None of these birds will ever beat the vision that was Liz Locke.
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Trevor B
8:09 Tue Oct 6
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Saw her a few months at Monument station B. She was fully orange tanned up and had Blonde hair, not a patch on before.
You'll enjoy this though:
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/le/o2_priority_party_150711/liz-locke_3436822.jpg
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HairyHammer
8:12 Tue Oct 6
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I do not watch the Apprentice.
It is all about taking the piss out of people its
a bit like The X factor but without the talent, though the comedy factor is slightly better than X Factor..
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